![]() When he tries to break into a prison, he actually succeeds.īerlusconi: There you go Cristian. As a kid I would always try to imitate your moves.īalotelli: And what a waste of time that turned out to be.īoateng: Hey Mario, you know what’s the difference between you and Ronaldinho. My friends say I have the humor of a potato head.īoateng: Mr. I’m begging you!īerlusconi: HAHA Cristian, you have always been the funny one.īrocchi: Not really. Why don’t you just sack me and take me out of my misery. ![]() ![]() Galliani: We actually went for experience.īrocchi: Guys I just lost a match in a 4-1 result. Anyways, who’s our new signing? Hoping for a young prospect here. This squad is starting to get filled with old washed-up players, who are only here because they used to play for Milan at certain point of their dwindling careers.īoateng: Hey, Mario and I are standing right here.īrocchi: Well, next time try to show up on the pitch rather than the meeting room, my dear Prince. Like your latest signing!īrocchi: Oh, that’s great! It’s about about time that we start signing some actual footballers. We’re sure you’ll overcome these upsets and stuff.īerlusconi: We’re here to discuss far more important topics. You want me to explain what happened in the 4-1 defeat against Venezia on Saturday.īerlusconi: No no. Consider it a Tuttosport article, but maybe a little more likely to take place.īerlusconi: Cristian, you’re here just in time.īrocchi: Ok, I know what this is about. So what you’re about to read below is purely fictional. We’ll go live inside the club’s headquarters (they have one?!) where owner Silvio Berlusconi and his CEO (AKA henchman) Adriano Galliani will be presenting coach Cristian Brocchi their latest signing.ĭisclaimer: Once again we must remind you that this is parody and not a news article. Therefore, in order to find an entertaining topic, The Calcio Parody had to dig deep all the way down the Serie B (Ugh) where some old Milan folks are enjoying their post-retirement days by pretending to run an actual football club with a name that so far had been exclusively associated with a Formula 1 racetrack. Oh and let’s not even talk about the dull international break. Now these things used to be funny in the past, but the joke is beginning to run its course. On the other hand, Milan are having a mini mid-season collapse whilst Juventus were once again eliminated from the Champions League.
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